Full Metal

Keep trying, you big gay noodle baby. 

(Source: onthelosingside, via sobbingsherlock)

actionables:

lovelixst:

rivendellcustomersupport:

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

how did you get in there.

How did you get out

(via thepivotsxxd)

asian:

I was taking a shower and I didn’t know I was having a nose bleed so when I looked down I saw a bunch of blood and I thought I was having my period but then i remembered i’m a 16 year old asian boy

(via joshpeck)

pan-pizza:

You know how many Sonic and Michael Jackson tribute there were that day? A LOT

pan-pizza:

You know how many Sonic and Michael Jackson tribute there were that day? A LOT

(Source: weirdinternet, via thepivotsxxd)

frootyandloopy:

one time I did a face swap with my Wendy’s cup and it was the scariest thing ever

frootyandloopy:

one time I did a face swap with my Wendy’s cup and it was the scariest thing ever

(via draumr-kopa-agretlam)

loudst:

arspooktzka:

i don’t trust asexuals because their brains are not distracted by the matters of the flesh.

where is all that brain power going.

i bet it’s going to the overmind, where they are gathering strength to consolidate their hold over the world

image

you know too much.

(Source: wrenhavens, via draumr-kopa-agretlam)

audaciousfucker:

cockringtoss:

hitler starts with h

homework also starts with h

just something to think about

hell starts with H

(via draumr-kopa-agretlam)